PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And th